textsfromlastnight: (480): i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone.
textsfromlastnight: (310): she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
407.) See that girl? Yeah, she’s the one who stuck...
untilmyheartstopsbeating: i’m with someone else, but im still waiting…
Drag my teeth across your chest and taste your...
textsfromlastnight: (609): He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
textsfromlastnight: (603): I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks.
textsfromlastnight: (903): Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
never stop laughing. never go without telling...
textsfromlastnight: (443): the $20 limit for secret santa doesn’t apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20.